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Classic Gotcha! Riddles

Here's how this page works:

Each joke or puzzle is told from the point of the teller and victim. There are some pictures you will have to draw or copy yourself but they are all pretty simple. Many of these jokes are better told verbally but you can read them here first. We'll start out with one of my personal favorites- Pete and Repete!!

Pete and Repete

Teller: OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat.

Victim: Repete!

Teller: Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left?

Victim: I already told you! Repete!

When the victim says Repete, the answer to the question, the teller repeats the joke till the victim catches on and doesn't say Repete.

Intelligence Test

First, draw the diagram pictured below. Do not let your victim see you doing this it will ruin the test.

Start from the section labeled one but do not point to it for your victim.

Teller: Circle the biggest circle.
The correct answer would be to circle the perimeter of the diagram as that is the biggest circle. The victim may however circle the largest circle in section one but keep in mind this is wrong but make no other comments.

Next move to section 2. Again, do not point to the section for your victim.

Teller: Circle the biggest X.
The right answer would be to circle the X that divides the diagram into four sections. This is the same idea as in section one.

Now move on to section 3.

Teller: This is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the refrigerator is purple (go on as long as you like) now what color are the stairs?

The correct answer is: since the purple house is one story, there are no stairs!

Finally there is section 4

Teller: This is a picture of a tree in a park. It's winter and the wind is blowing to the left. Which way do the leaves go?

The correct answer is they wouldn't go anywhere because it is winter and there are no leaves on the tree.

Scoring
Each section is worth 25 percent. Add up the sections the person got wrong (example, 2 sections would be 50% stupid) and don't forget the appropriate comment.

0% Stupid: You must have cheated
25% Stupid: About average
50% Stupid: Did you miss your morning coffee
75% Stupid: Are you sure you're awake
100% Stupid: Hey, as long as you did your best

Theses works pretty much the same as the ones you just came from but just in case, here is the scoop. Each joke is told from the point of view of the victim and the teller. Many of these jokes are much better told verbally but you can see for yourself. Hope you are having fun at my Classic Riddles Page. Keep smiling'!!

Idiot Test

Teller: Hey you want to take an idiot test?
Victim: Sure
Teller: What color is the sky?
Victim: Blue duh.
Teller: Good. What color is the grass?
Victim: Green.
Teller: Excellent. What color is my hair?
Victim: Brown (answers may vary)
Teller: What was the first question I asked you?
Victim: (keep in mind the victim will probably say "what color is the sky?") Hey. .............You want to take an idiot test?!!

Bus Driver

Teller: You're the bus driver. You stop on a corner and 3 people get on. Next stop ............2 get off and 5 get on. Next stop 7 get on and 9 get off. Next stop, 7 get on ............and 6 get off. Finally, 3 get on and 7 get off. How old is the bus driver?

Victim: How am I supposed to know? With all the jabbering you did, how could I .............possibly keep up?

Teller: 12, silly. (answers may vary) I told you, you're the bus driver.

Gotcha! Riddles to Make You Groan
All of these jokes are better told verbally.

Teller: How do you pronounce B-I-N?

Victim: bin

The teller and victim should repeat the above conversation for the following words: G-I-N, S-I-N, M-I-N, and L-I-N.

Teller: What is an aluminum can made of?

Victim: (if you have a smart victim they will say aluminum but most will say..) Tin.

Teller: Gee, I always thought they were made of aluminum.

Teller: How do you pronounce G-O?

Victim: go

The teller and the victim should repeat the above conversation for the following words: T-O-E, M-O-E, S-E-W, and any others you can think of.

Teller: What do you do at a stop light?

Victim: (the victim may say anything but most will say...) Go!

Teller: No, you stop.

		Gotcha Classic Gotcha! Riddles Here's how this page works: Each joke or puzzle is told from the point of the teller and victim. There are some pictures you will have to draw or copy yourself but they are all pretty simple. Many of these jokes are better told verbally but you can read them here first. We'll start out with one of my personal favorites- Pete and Repete!! Pete and Repete Teller: OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat. Victim: Repete! Teller: Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left? Victim: I already told you! Repete! When the victim says Repete, the answer to the question, the teller repeats the joke till the victim catches on and doesn't say Repete. Intelligence Test First, draw the diagram pictured below. Do not let your victim see you doing this it will ruin the test. Start from the section labeled one but do not point to it for your victim. Teller: Circle the biggest circle. The correct answer would be to circle the perimeter of the diagram as that is the biggest circle. The victim may however circle the largest circle in section one but keep in mind this is wrong but make no other comments. Next move to section 2. Again, do not point to the section for your victim. Teller: Circle the biggest X. The right answer would be to circle the X that divides the diagram into four sections. This is the same idea as in section one. Now move on to section 3. Teller: This is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the refrigerator is purple (go on as long as you like) now what color are the stairs? The correct answer is: since the purple house is one story, there are no stairs! Finally there is section 4 Teller: This is a picture of a tree in a park. It's winter and the wind is blowing to the left. Which way do the leaves go? The correct answer is they wouldn't go anywhere because it is winter and there are no leaves on the tree. Scoring Each section is worth 25 percent. Add up the sections the person got wrong (example, 2 sections would be 50% stupid) and don't forget the appropriate comment. 0% Stupid: You must have cheated 25% Stupid: About average 50% Stupid: Did you miss your morning coffee 75% Stupid: Are you sure you're awake 100% Stupid: Hey, as long as you did your best More Theses works pretty much the same as the ones you just came from but just in case, here is the scoop. Each joke is told from the point of view of the victim and the teller. Many of these jokes are much better told verbally but you can see for yourself. Hope you are having fun at my Classic Riddles Page. Keep smiling'!! Idiot Test Teller: Hey you want to take an idiot test? Victim: Sure Teller: What color is the sky? Victim: Blue duh. Teller: Good. What color is the grass? Victim: Green. Teller: Excellent. What color is my hair? Victim: Brown (answers may vary) Teller: What was the first question I asked you? Victim: (keep in mind the victim will probably say "what color is the sky?") Hey. .............You want to take an idiot test?!! Bus Driver Teller: You're the bus driver. You stop on a corner and 3 people get on. Next stop ............2 get off and 5 get on. Next stop 7 get on and 9 get off. Next stop, 7 get on ............and 6 get off. Finally, 3 get on and 7 get off. How old is the bus driver? Victim: How am I supposed to know? With all the jabbering you did, how could I .............possibly keep up? Teller: 12, silly. (answers may vary) I told you, you're the bus driver. Gotcha! Riddles to Make You Groan All of these jokes are better told verbally. Teller: How do you pronounce B-I-N? Victim: bin The teller and victim should repeat the above conversation for the following words: G-I-N, S-I-N, M-I-N, and L-I-N. Teller: What is an aluminum can made of? Victim: (if you have a smart victim they will say aluminum but most will say..) Tin. Teller: Gee, I always thought they were made of aluminum. Teller: How do you pronounce G-O? Victim: go The teller and the victim should repeat the above conversation for the following words: T-O-E, M-O-E, S-E-W, and any others you can think of. Teller: What do you do at a stop light? Victim: (the victim may say anything but most will say...) Go! Teller: No, you stop. Gotcha Gotcha
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