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Q: what happened to the dog when it got close to the fire? A: It became a hotdog!

Q: Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog? A: They mist!

Q: How do wealthy people dance? A: Check-to-check!

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly? A: You're under a vest!

Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!

MORE JOKES

Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence? A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow!

Q: Did you ever see the movie "Constipated?" A: It never came out!

Q: Did you take a bath this morning? A: No. Is there one missing?

Q: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A: Sorry, I'm still working on it!

Q: Have you heard the trash joke? A: It's a load of rubbish!

Q: How did the magician cut the sea in half? A: With a sea saw!

Q: How do you get rid of a boomerang? A: Throw it down a one way street!

Q: How do you sink a submarine?
A: Send a diver to knock on the back door!

Q: How do you start a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one of the sticks is a match!

Q: How many feet are in a yard?
A: It depends on how many people are standing in it!

Q: How many months have 28 days? A: All of them!

Q: How many sides does a house have?
A: Two: inside and outside!

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 1 foot wide, 1 foot long, and 1 foot deep? A: None--there is no dirt in a hole!

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents!

		Jokes Q: what happened to the dog when it got close to the fire? A: It became a hotdog! Q: Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog? A: They mist! Q: How do wealthy people dance? A: Check-to-check! Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth and nothing but the tooth? Q: What did the policeman say to his belly? A: You're under a vest! Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits! MORE JOKES Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence? A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow! Q: Did you ever see the movie "Constipated?" A: It never came out! Q: Did you take a bath this morning? A: No. Is there one missing? Q: Do you want to hear a construction joke? A: Sorry, I'm still working on it! Q: Have you heard the trash joke? A: It's a load of rubbish! Q: How did the magician cut the sea in half? A: With a sea saw! Q: How do you get rid of a boomerang? A: Throw it down a one way street! Q: How do you sink a submarine? A: Send a diver to knock on the back door! Q: How do you start a fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one of the sticks is a match! Q: How many feet are in a yard? A: It depends on how many people are standing in it! Q: How many months have 28 days? A: All of them! Q: How many sides does a house have? A: Two: inside and outside! Q: How much dirt is in a hole 1 foot wide, 1 foot long, and 1 foot deep? A: None--there is no dirt in a hole! Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents! Jokes Jokes
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